I Am Living Well Above My xG

xG is a football stat that’s short for expected goals. In short, it’s a stat that compares how a player is scoring to how the stats say he should be scoring. In my situation, my xG should be called xL, for expected life… or something.

People expected me to be nothing, do nothing, and achieve nothing. Although I’m not a super successful legend, I have gone way above my expectations.